Good Night To Have A Satellite

ECU hosting UNC and the Pirate Nation is primed for an upset.  Russell Wilson playing Nebraska as the Cornhuskers play their first BIG 10 Game Ever. Josh Hamilton and the Rangers playing Tampa Bay Rays or better known at the Durham Bulls South.  St Louis taking on Philadelphia and those scoundrels the Yankees all on TV at the same time.

Thank goodness for that monthly payment to Direct TV.  In a matter of a few seconds I could watch all those games plus sneak a peek at Clemson slamming Virginia Tech.  I could have also watched Notre Dame but who cares about them.  Even could see Duke play a team that's first name was Florida but the last name of (Central, Universe), Oh one of those teams from Florida.  You could also watch Florida and Alabama but who can remember what channel each game is on.

The Pirates were generous to the Tar Heels. Russell Wilson chose to go to a school that  can run the ball and that makes him look like a Heisman Candidate. Josh Hamilton and the Rangers win a shoot out. Philadelphia  and those Yankees win big.  Clemson looks as if they may be for real.  Notre Dame who cares.  Duke beats that Florida somewhere school. Alabama wins in the swamp.

Could somebody please tell me why after Major League baseball just last Wednesday night had the greatest night in it's history, Why do they show three baseball games at the same time.  Bud Selig makes 15 million dollars a year as Commissioner of Major league Baseball.  Would somebody please tell him that on a Saturday they could play a game at 12 noon, 4pm and 8pm and all three games would be the only baseball game going.  I realize you are competing with college football all day but why compete with football and yourself.  I will gladly become the Commissioner of baseball for only a million a year.  So if you are a person in the know in baseball please pass my name along.

I need to rest my clicker finger.  I have changed channels 842 times between 7pm and 11pm.   The funny thing about all this changing channels there were 400 commercials playing when I changed channels.   I need to call to the bull pen.  The NFL is on for 11 hours and I guess both baseball games come on at the same time too Sunday right?